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In my daily life I'm zen and calm, a healer. My internal dialogue is anything but. My thoughts are random, strange, ADD, and OCD. I will always honor the Oxford comma.

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I know, an eye for an eye makes the whole world… but. Can we find a way to tape him together and stuff him face first into someone’s crotchetal area?
rhamphotheca:

thedailywhat: ?!

Bird Brain of the Day: A Dutch man acting suspiciously at Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana was caught with over a dozen live hummingbirds stuffed down his pants.
The smuggler sewed special compartments for the birds, which were individually wrapped and taped. Airport officials say they were not sedated. The man, who is known to authorities, has a prior conviction for the same crime.
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I know, an eye for an eye makes the whole world… but. Can we find a way to tape him together and stuff him face first into someone’s crotchetal area?

rhamphotheca:

thedailywhat: ?!

Bird Brain of the Day: A Dutch man acting suspiciously at Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana was caught with over a dozen live hummingbirds stuffed down his pants.

The smuggler sewed special compartments for the birds, which were individually wrapped and taped. Airport officials say they were not sedated. The man, who is known to authorities, has a prior conviction for the same crime.

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(Source: thedailywhat)